Walking downtown, 9:40am
Things I Would Not Have Done Had I Been the Author of This Slate Article
1. Summed up the way Hollywood makes smoking "cool" with this hideous photo of Bette Davis.
2. Referred to Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall as "the Brangelina of the day."
3. Used the phrase "a morgue-full of diseases."
4. Offered a list of great lighting-matches-on-unconventional-surfaces moments that omits Kirk Douglas's hotshot reporter lighting a match on the reel of his typewriter in Billy Wilder's Ace in the Hole.
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