"Oh, thank you! You’ve rescued me from the most hideous of nightmares, Edward."

Friday, cigarette #1

From 'Jeeves of the Plaza':

“Always remember,” Mr. Robinson, a stout, cheery man with silvery hair, told the assembled group, “salt to the left and pepper to the right. Why?”

A moment later, he answered his question. “Because it’s ‘salt and pepper,’ ” he said. “Not pepper and salt.”

Via the Dizzies.